I like to leave more creative Ebay feedback than the usual "++++AAAA GR8 ebayer!!!1!", so I do. These are some of the comments I've left for buyers and sellers. It should be pretty obvious which is which.


  • Fast payment and liked the shirt. This is a Santa approved buyer, people! 
  • Thank you buyer, your money has been put to good use 
  • Great buyer, their money gets me a step closer to not having my kneecaps broken! 
  • Very good at sending me money. Would accept more money from her in the future. 
  • thanks verily on this fine morrow
  • Thanks, my room now has the pirates it so desperately needed       Honestly, I cannot remember what the fuck I bought. I looked around my room and I see nothing ebay-bought that is pirate related...
  • A most interesting packing job. I played with the foam included, too. Thanks 
  • Fast shipping. Now when I get my time machine fixed, I'll have an appropriate hat 
  •  A++ ebayer. Last component of my time machine. See ya in the future!    It was an umbrella.
  • Thanks, this will come in handy when I need to wear a big blue coat... yeah... 
  • With this great bubble pipe, I can finally solve the mystery of my haunted house 
  • Now I won't look out of place in a crowd, thanks!   This one was for a monocle I bought 
  •  Fully functioning necklace, hangs from my neck with a decorative effect. A+A=AA
  • Thanks, it's 8 o'clock right now!    It was a pocket watch
  • Now I have plenty of buttons to fasten all sorts of clothing together! 
  • Thanks, this bag will keep my belongings from trailing behind me as I walk!
  • Thanks, now I'm filthy!  Makeup dirt
  • Your product left me covered in scars! Thanks!  rigid collodion 
  •  I hate to look out of place when I time travel. Thanks for sending it so quick.
  • Now I'll have something to wear on AND off the beach, as well as sheep herding!  I'll let you wonder about this one ;)
  •  The pirate still hasn't escaped! Thanks, red sky trader!    Replica "pirate" handcuffs   

  •  The shirt worked, I am a gangster now!  
  • My umbrella fort has been rendered unpenetrable