I like to leave more creative Ebay feedback than the usual "++++AAAA GR8 ebayer!!!1!", so I do. These are some of the comments I've left for buyers and sellers. It should be pretty obvious which is which.
- Fast payment and liked the shirt. This is a Santa approved buyer, people!
- Thank you buyer, your money has been put to good use
- Great buyer, their money gets me a step closer to not having my kneecaps broken!
- Very good at sending me money. Would accept more money from her in the future.
- thanks verily on this fine morrow
- Thanks, my room now has the pirates it so desperately needed Honestly, I cannot remember what the fuck I bought. I looked around my room and I see nothing ebay-bought that is pirate related...
- A most interesting packing job. I played with the foam included, too. Thanks
- Fast shipping. Now when I get my time machine fixed, I'll have an appropriate hat
- A++ ebayer. Last component of my time machine. See ya in the future! It was an umbrella.
- Thanks, this will come in handy when I need to wear a big blue coat... yeah...
- With this great bubble pipe, I can finally solve the mystery of my haunted house
- Now I won't look out of place in a crowd, thanks! This one was for a monocle I bought
- Fully functioning necklace, hangs from my neck with a decorative effect. A+A=AA
- Thanks, it's 8 o'clock right now! It was a pocket watch
- Now I have plenty of buttons to fasten all sorts of clothing together!
- Thanks, this bag will keep my belongings from trailing behind me as I walk!
- Thanks, now I'm filthy! Makeup dirt
- Your product left me covered in scars! Thanks! rigid collodion
- I hate to look out of place when I time travel. Thanks for sending it so quick.
- Now I'll have something to wear on AND off the beach, as well as sheep herding! I'll let you wonder about this one ;)
The pirate still hasn't escaped! Thanks, red sky trader! Replica "pirate" handcuffs
- The shirt worked, I am a gangster now!
- My umbrella fort has been rendered unpenetrable