Just print them off and give them to the people you care about. Maybe next year I'll do reverse valentines and you can give them to people you just don't like.
More Harry Potter sketches here.
Heh, sake` it to me, baby!
Hello, my baby, Hello, my honey, Hello, my ragtime gal! (making a Spaceballs reference here)
It says "I choo-choo-choose you" and it's a train. (Simpsons)
"I killed a guy and stuck a piece of my soul in you"
You had to have read the last book to get who the old lady is that Nagini is coming out of.
What can I say, I'm sick. In the head.